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" Humorous Wine Quotes"

Please, enjoy these humorous wine quotes and please use the comment form to send in some of your own wine related humor quotes.Cheers!

Quickly,bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something cleaver.- Aristophanes

Compromises are for relationships, not wine.- Sir Robert Scott Caywood

Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance. - Benjamin Franklin

It has long been recognized that the problems with alcohol relate not to the use of a bad thing, but to the abuse of a good thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Beer is made by men, wine by God! - Martin Luther

Meet me down in the bar! We'll drink breakfast together.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
- W.C. Fields

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom,in water there is bacteria.-Ben Franklin

In water one sees one's own face;But in wine one beholds the heart of another.-French proverb

"O thou invisible spirit of wine, if thou hast no name to be
known by, let us call thee devil!" — Shakespeare's Othello, Act
II, Scene iii

"Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts." John Stuart Blackie A Votre Santé To Your Health

WINE TO ME IS PASSION. IT'S FAMILY AND FRIENDS. IT'S WARMTH OF HEART AND GENEROSITY OF SPIRIT. WINE IS ART. IT'S CULTURE. IT'S THE ESSENCE OF CIVILIZATION AND THE ART OF LIVING.

----ROBERT MONDAVI"Harvests of Joy"Autobiography

Wine comes in at the mouth And love comes in at the eye;That's all that we will know for truth Before we grow old and die.I lift the glass to my mouth,I look at you and I sigh.-William Butler Yeats

P.S....Please, submit any good wine sayings, quotes that you may know to our comment form and we will add them to our list. Cheers!



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